Because annoying a certain pudgy dictator is a good thing. And I hope someday the
One of the lesser-known natural enemies of the horse is the feral exercise ball. Fortunately the two populations now rarely encounter one another, but when they do...
Fortunately a pilot program to train cows to attack exercise balls on command is coming along nicely.
The next step is to shrink the cows so they will fit in gyms and exercise studios, where exercise balls breed and nest.